Howdy Y’all! ;-)

Hey All!

Thanks so much for visiting my site and please forgive the weird format for now (I’m updating on my phone and blogger is being super weird. I’ll make it short and sweet...

I’m am low-volume, classy as all get out, smart as a whip, and I'm rather blunt and upfront. I don’t deal with creeps or crazy. All new clients are required to submit to screening prior to scheduling an appointment with me. There are absolutely zero exceptions to this rule. There are also a variety of ways to be screened, so don’t freak out too badly ;-) I am for upscale gentlemen only. There are no QVs or anything trashy here. I do not respond to texts, so please email me at carolinagfe@gmail.com or emmabanks803@gmail.com and check out my Twitter: @EmmaBanks803.

South Carolina

1 hr- $300

90 mins- $400

2 hrs- $500

Touring outside of the southeastern US:

1 hr-$400

90 min- $500

2 hrs- $600

Add $50 for any requested outcalls and/or late appointments (no later than 10pm).

Credit cards accepted w/ small service fee. Enjoy the new pics!

Xxxo,

Emma

P.S. Please allow up to 24 hours for email response (usually much quicker)  due to my extremely hectic start-up business schedule and travels regarding such. Thanks so much for your understanding!

P.P.S. This not delightful new phenomenon of people sending emails that are so obnoxiously vague and text-like is absurd. If you're unable to communicate professionally, I can't help you and I'm sorry the education system failed you. (lol)

Incorrect information

Per a recent review on an unfortunate local site that is predatory and breeds danger in the community, I feel it necessary to state  I am not really accepting many new clients in the Columbia area.  My single ad (not various random ads created without my knowledge or permission by webcrawlers) posted on a very reputable site, is mostly for the purposes of  my  various  travels  and to allow my former clients to contact me if they wish to do so. If you’ve been in Columbia and are just recently contacting me, you were clearly looking at Backpage and other low-end sites. No judgement, but low-end does not exist here nor do I wish to see any clientele who have heavily relied on low-end sites. I’m getting really tired of all of the ridiculous texts I get that say nothing at all and plan to screencap them here (with numbers redacted, of course) when I get a chance in order to demonstrate why I hardly even look at my phone anymore. Texting me and saying “hey,” “rates?”, “are you available?”, means you’ve done NO research and are unlikely to go through my rigorous screening process, thus you are wasting my time. I do not acknowledge texts or calls from people I do not know. And all electronic communications must remain 100% professional. I’ve pretty much moved on to another amazing chapter of my life and this is incredibly part-time for me. I wish I could I say I’m surprised at the number of entitled communications I get (mostly texts) assuming that I’m just always available and ready to rock and roll. No. I’m not in a position where I need to jump at every appointment offered to me and I think that being desperate and greedy are incredibly dangerous things when it comes to the potentially high-risk stakes we’re all playing with. IF I choose to see clients, it will be at my discretion. End rant. And thank you for reading! You can now follow me on Twitter for more frequent updates and pics.

Xxxo,
Emma
@EmmaBanks803
Carolinagfe@gmail.com

Hello Darlings!

Sorry for being a bit MIA on this front. I have been so so busy in the most amazing ways. I bought some houses, my bakery stuff is going places, and my doggies are doing amazing in our new place despite the insane backlog in surveyors preventing me from putting up a fence.

My studio has changed places to a much more centrally located and very very private location in Columbia. I have limited availability and am only selectively accepting new clients.

SC Donations:
300/hr
400/90 min
500/2 hrs
Longer appointments may be available upon request, but I am generally not available for public outings and I am never available overnight as I cannot leave my dogs for an extended period. Sorry!

I have had some queries lately in terms of making a wish list or asking me what my favorite stores are or how contributions can be made to all of my home renovation projects. I’m looking into some options for such a thing and am still continuing my research into a “real” site. I can’t exactly ask my bakery business/canna b&b web person to throw in an extra site for this hahahahahaha! The fact is, I hate coding but I hate site hosting templates more so I’ve kind of been stalling out of sheer procrastination for making my brain speak html and css and java and whatever other script has come out since I passed that class in undergrad. I do want to incorporate a blog format for part of the site as I really like being able to have a platform to speak directly to you! On that note, I recently started up an Emma Banks official Twitter! I don’t even social media personally, but my other business ventures have resulted in an appreciation for social networking on certain platforms. Feel free to follow me there for quick updates, random posts, some new or more candid pics, thoughts, articles, etc.

I’m just going to stick a few “wish list-y” things here (will also post on Twitter) to answer any inquires I’ve recieved and to make the information available to those who like to bring a gift. Please understand that additional gifts are NEVER expected, but always appreciated as I think it is just the sweetest thing ever when someone does something unexpectedly nice for others or show that you care with a special token of appreciation. I personally prefer rare potted plants to a bouquet of roses, so for me the attention to detail means a lot more than the monetary value of any gift. Here goes:

Yellow tulips are my favorite flowers. Yellow roses are pretty amazing as well. I love hydrangeas and hibiscus.

Rare potted plants (orchids, succulents, dwarf fruit, carnivorous plants, etc.)

Lowe’s and Home Depot gift cards (home renovations are super pricey, so these are incredibly helpful!)

Victoria Secret gift cards (or my sizes are 32DDD/34DD, sm-DD, medium or small in panties, medium in all apparel)

Car wash coupons (I love to keep my car clean but I forget to do it if I don’t buy myself the coupon booklet things with like 5 washes in them)

Specialty dog treats/organic and non-gmo dog treats (just as long as it’s not from China, they’re allowed to eat it ;-)

Sea Monkies/Worm composting bins/Hanging-frame beehive (minus the bees ;-) -I’m totally serious. I’ve always loved the sea monkey habitats and I love to garden. Worms and bees are amazing for that!

If you have skills in contracting/carpentry/any major home system work and want to help me knock some non-lead-laden walls out/back, I would love your assistance and expertise! Plus I have waaaaay more projects than just knocking back some walls. I have a fair amount of knowledge when it comes to various home systems and can do all the carpentry basics like stick frame, drywall, tile floors and backsplashes, painting, landscaping and irrigation, etc. Certainly I’m not the Incredible Hulk, though, and I generally need a helping/lifting hand. If you know plumbing, structural, cabnetry, wells (my well pump for my irrigation system is bad and my pressure tanks need to be replaced due to rust), surveying or arial topography, fencing (not the sport ;-), or simply wanna help with some yard work, I will very likely take you up on that offer! Please understand that I don’t barter with services I provide. If you wish to offer help in this manner and expect something in return, I am more than happy to pay you for your expertise rather than go any other route if you catch my drift.

Any power or hand tools in good, working condition. Off the top of my head I know I need a compressor, nail gun (frame and the smaller one, stapler), a good cordless drill and nut driver, chainsaw, gas weed eater and blower/vac, wheelbarrow, etc. Also, any good 2x4’s/6’s or fence posts, post-hole digger, plywood, fence panels...wood, basically.


I definitely need to touch on the insane political weirdness that has been cast upon our little world here. While this is an area generally shrouded in secrecy for the sake of discretion, let's all remember this quote:

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-
Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-
Because I was not a Trade Unionist

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-
Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me- and there was no one left to speak for me.

Seriously guys, we may not be talking socialists and jews these days, but there is no denying things are getting weirder and weirder. I simply ask that if you find yourself in a position to educate just one person about the plight of the american sex worker, please do so. We are in danger as a population and we need help to stay safe. I assume you want to stay as safe as possible, too. For that, we need as many voices behind us as possible. We are not criminals for this work and you are not criminals for visiting ladies like me. Its time we told "the man" to keep his moral objections to himself and stop trying to lock us up or publicly shame us for consensual acts between adults. Also, please vote for legal pot because that’s really important too.

Okay, I’m really tired. Time for bed! Happy 4th of July, y’all!

xxxo,
Emma
@EmmaBanks803 (twitter)

P.S. LIVE P.D. is government propaganda. STOP watching it, PLEASE! Remember the show Cops? That was entertainment. What this show is is an idolization of the over-militarization and police state we as so-called "free" americans live in. It is not funny for law enforcement to demand ID's from any random person walking down the street. It is NOT okay that we are continuing to harass and jail people for non-violent drug crimes for private prisons to make money off of. Enough is enough. 

Seattle!

Hey Guys!

I am in Downtown Seattle this week (4/16-4/20) and am accepting appointments with upscale gentlemen. Incalls available as well as Outcalls to Downtown upscale hotels. Screening is required for all new clients. I am an upscale GFE provider with only positive reviews in my home market of Columbia, SC. I will be posting screenshots of my TER reviews shortly, along with some new pics later this evening. I am loving the city so far and am looking forward to meeting some lovely gentlemen while here :-)

xxxo,
Emma

PNW PRICES
1hr--400
90 min--500
2hrs--600
*$50 travel fee applies to all outcall appointments

Please email, call or text to set up an appointment

carolinagfe@gmail.com
803-459-4420

Ugh...like that song NWA performed which started a riot at a Detorit concert...

 I'm not sure what the feds' endgame is with this ridiculous power-play, but its certainly not saftey for human trafficking victims or sex workers. Everything they are doing right now only makes this more dangerous for actual victims of the sex or human trafficking trade, as such entities will only move their activities deeper underground. As for ladies like myself, things become sketchier. Thankfully I have other options that will allow me a path beyond sex work. Most ladies in this business do not have a way out or even a future plan. My thoughts are with those struggling with site closures, ad placement, and making money to survive. Unfortunately the site closures have led to my deciding to 'claim' this webcrawler's profile of me...I'm not thrilled lol


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I'm in Downtown Seattle this week (4/16-4/20), but will return to SC on the 21st!

xxxo,
Emma

803-459-4420
carolinagfe@gmail.com

p.s. You can still see reviews on TER. Google something called a VPN and route your IP address through a non-us country ;-)

Visiting Charlotte March 21-23!!

I just purchased my new car and I am so ready to have some new adventures! I will be in Charlotte March 21-23 (Wednesday-Friday). I generally don't do the hotel thing so I will have to figure out some logistics, but any nice hotel recommendations are appreciated!

My rates outside of South Carolina are $400/hr-----$500/90 mins-----$600/2hrs (Does not apply to clients who see me at my incall location near Columbia)

I am still only accepting very limited new clients in the Columbia market as the BP stuff has not yet been figured out and things are getting worse in terms of weeding through creepy BP lurkers who want to haggle and be completely unprofessional in attempting to approach me via phone/text/ and even email at this point. Its super frustrating but I am also very thankful for the wonderful clients I currently have :-)

I have lately been putting a lot of thought into my future and have even started putting together my "retirement goals." While I expect to remain around a bit longer, this is by no means a permanent life-choice for me and I would like to exit the business at my best. No need to panic as I will keep everyone apprised of my timeline as I continue to figure stuff out.

I will also be in Seattle April 14-20 and may decide to take a few appointments while I am there, but everything is rather tentative with that at the moment. Another thing I will have to update about as the time gets closer.


xxxo,
Emma
carolinagfe@gmail.com

Columbia Rates:
300/hr
400/90 min
500/2 hr

Ad stealing and sites that are not exactly what they appear

Many of you are unaware that a lot of sites actually steal girls’ ads without their permission. Erotic Monkey, gfefiles and callgirlfiles just to name a few. Erotic Monkey goes so far as to steal reviews from TER. Some people actually do post reviews on Erotic Monkey (calling it em, yup lowercase on purpose, from here on out because they deserve no more deceitful clicks), but because it is a free and quite public (vs. paid members only) site it doesn’t always attract the most desirable clientele. I mean no offense to any who have used or will continue to use em as a resource, I am only stating facts and my personal opinion and experience as a result of those facts. Until (and maybe even after at this point) the patrons of BP figure out where to go, I’m put in an uncomfortable position. I have zero desire to see clients who are into “the bp experience.” Again, no offense is meant towards any hobbyist or provider, but I think we can all agree that bp is not Eros. Sometimes I don’t know why I bother writing this since no one who actually reads this tends to be an issue, and for that I thank you :-) Unfortunately ad stealing sites rarely include my link and the creeps I’m trying to weed out don’t seem to read or comprehend any of what my ads say, they just start texting or dialing. Its a huge bummer for me as well as being insanely obnoxious. Just wanted to make you guys aware that certain sites aren’t always what they appear to be and you should ALWAYS AlWAYS ALWAYS google a provider’s phone number. This should bring up the most pertinent available information on that provider from the most reputable sources. Also, please do not post/review me on Erotic Monkey it unfortunately contributes to the creep epidemic. Thanks for your help!

Xxxo,
Emma

NEW RULES

As the Backpage fiasco continues I am finding it necessary to institute some new policies effective immediately within the Southeastern US market. I am still only VERY selectively taking new clients and my screening process will weed out any creeps. I hate to sound so bitchy about this, but I am truly at my wit's end. I have had people try to lie and make up fake information in just about every way possible at this point. I completely understand that clients are hesitant and trying to stay as low key as possible when exploring and playing in this hobby. I have always said that discretion is my job more than anything else. I also have a very normal life that would also be tarnished were this aspect of my life to be exposed. I have just as much to lose as any of you. One does not build a good reputation over a few years' time being indiscreet. I suggest that those who want to be considered as a client play by my rules instead of trying to usurp my screening process, otherwise you come off as a complete creep whom I would NEVER consider seeing. I am a 135 lb woman. You aren't the vulnerable one here in terms of physical safety. Respect that or don't waste your time (or mine) contacting me. The new rules (and some that have always been in place) are as follows:

*Absolutely NO African American, Indian, or Asian NEW clients (exceptions may be made for military personnel based upon proof of military ID)

*Screening with REPUTABLE references is required OR there are a variety of other screening options available. Be aware that this does require disclosing some personally identifying information. Again, discretion is of the utmost importance to me. I do not retain your information for any purpose. It is only used to verify that you are who you say you are and someone is far less likely to do me harm if they know that I know their actual name. I will NOT put myself at any risk of physical harm, sexual abuse, robbery, etc. Please be aware that MOST Backpage providers are NOT reputatble references and most will be refused

*I will not respond to texts that are not professional (ie: Emma?/Is this Emma?/Donation?/Are you available? (mostly because it means you have fully read NONE of my ads that indicate same day appointments are not possible)/ Hey baby, sweetie, sexy, etc/ Do you travel to X? (Send an email, but the answer is NO at this time)....and the list goes on. Treat me like a human being and you will be rewarded in kind.

I have more to say but not enough time at the present moment. I hope to get back to this later this evening or tomorrow.

As always, my clients are perfect gentlemen and I would like to keep it that way! Thank you for reading and let's hope spring gets here soon!

xxxo,
Emma

carolinagfe@gmail.com

300/hr

400/90 min

500/2 hrs

*No outcalls/no same day appointments (the only small possibility for this is on Thursdays and Fridays, but this is dependent on my ability to quickly screen you if you are a new client)

*I will FINALLY be getting a new car soon and hope to begin touring a bit and cutting back on my Columbia availability. 

Likely Unavailable

Until something changes with all of this Backpage nonsense and it overflowing creeps on to me and other high end ladies, I am unlikely to take any new client requests. I'm not even going to get into how bad and obnoxious communications have gotten as a result of this problem because this would turn into a pages-long rant. I also (finally!) upgraded my phone, but lost all of my messages and contacts in the process. If you text me, please just include your name and email (if applicable) so I know who is trying to reach me. I don't generally respond to texts unless I know who is texting me as text is pretty much the worst way to do any of this.

Just a reminder and due to various issues, Usasexguide is NOT an appropriate venue to post about me. It is far too public and seemingly attracts those who favor cheap, completely anonymous (Ie; no screening), qv/hh hookups. That is not me. I wish to restrict no one's right to free speech, I only wish to cater to a certain market. BP and USASG are not that market. Some of you may use it as as research tool in conjunction with other sites. That's completely fine with me. I only take issue when someone puts me in a position where I have to weed through even more creeps than usual by bringing me to the attention of the wrong market.


xxxo,
Emma